
Rig – A complete computer setup, especially for gaming or high-performance work.
Box – Any computer, server, or physical unit. ("Spin up a new box.")
Pizza Box – A standard 1U or 2U rack-mounted server.
Toaster – A cheap, slow, or underpowered computer.
Beige Box – A generic, boring desktop PC.
Brick – A device rendered useless (hardware or software failure).
NIC – Network Interface Card (pronounced "nick").
Spindle – A traditional hard disk drive (HDD).
Heatsink – A component that dissipates heat (also used metaphorically for anything that cools down a situation).
Magic Smoke – The hypothetical substance inside electronics that makes them work; if it escapes, the device is dead.
The Cloud – Jokingly refers to other people's computers/servers.
Dongle – Any small adapter or hardware key.
Blinky Lights – Status LEDs on servers or network gear.
Port – A physical connection point (also verb: "to port" code).
Flashing – Updating firmware (EEPROM/BIOS).
Under the Hood – Inside the hardware or low-level code.
Dust Bunny – Accumulated dust inside a machine causing overheating.
Spider – A rat's nest of cables.
Toner – Refers to the conductive toner from a printer cartridge used to trace cables in walls. ("Use the toner on that line.")
On-Prem – On-premises hardware, as opposed to cloud.
Hot Swap – Replacing a component without powering down.
Bleeding Edge – Even newer and riskier than "cutting edge" tech.
Legacy – Old hardware that's still in use (often a euphemism for "painfully outdated").
Whitebox – A generic, unbranded server built from components.
Zombie – A device on the network that shouldn't be or is compromised.
Chassis – The frame or case holding components.
Coffee Lake / Rocket Lake – Code names for CPU architectures (Intel), used as shorthand for generations.
SFF – Small Form Factor PC.
Dogfooding – Using your own company's hardware internally.
The Rack – The server rack itself; the physical home for gear.
App – Any application.
Prog – Program or programmer.
Dev – Developer.
Devvy – Development environment.
Code – The source code itself (also a verb).
Src – Source code directory (/src).
Lib – Library.
Bin – Binaries or executable directory.
Config – Configuration file.
Var – Variable directory.
Pkg – Package.
Dep – Dependency.
Spec – Specification or test file.
Glob – A global pattern for matching file names.
Regex – Regular Expression (often "rejex").
String – A sequence of text characters.
Int – Integer.
Bool – Boolean (true/false).
Float – Floating-point number.
Func – Function.
Var – Variable.
Const – Constant.
Obj – Object.
Arr – Array.
Ptr – Pointer.
Err – Error.
Debug – The process of removing bugs (also a verb).
Crash – A sudden system failure.
Bug – A software defect.
Patch – A small update to fix a bug.
Net – The Internet or a network.
Web – The World Wide Web.
Site – A website.
URL – Uniform Resource Locator (web address).
IP – Internet Protocol address.
DNS – Domain Name System.
HTTP – Hypertext Transfer Protocol.
HTTPS – HTTP Secure.
SSL – Secure Sockets Layer (older, but still used as slang for TLS).
TLS – Transport Layer Security.
API – Application Programming Interface.
JSON – JavaScript Object Notation (pronounced "jay-son").
XML – eXtensible Markup Language.
HTML – HyperText Markup Language.
CSS – Cascading Style Sheets.
JS – JavaScript.
PHP – PHP: Hypertext Preprocessor (recursive acronym).
SQL – Structured Query Language (pronounced "sequel" or "ess-cue-el").
NoSQL – Not only SQL.
DB – Database.
Cache – Temporary storage for faster data access.
Cookie – A small piece of data stored by a browser.
Session – A temporary interactive information exchange between devices.
Auth – Authentication.
Cookie – A small piece of data stored by a browser.
Load Balancer – A device that distributes network traffic.
Proxy – An intermediary server.
VPN – Virtual Private Network.
LAN – Local Area Network.
WAN – Wide Area Network.
Sec – Security.
InfoSec – Information Security.
Cyber – Cybersecurity (as in "cyber attack").
Hack – To gain unauthorised access (neutral or malicious depending on context).
Crack – To break encryption or software protection.
Phish – A phishing attempt.
Spam – Unsolicited bulk messages.
Mal – Malware.
Vuln – Vulnerability.
Exploit – A piece of code that takes advantage of a vuln.
Payload – The malicious part of an exploit.
Bot – A compromised machine part of a botnet.
Zombie – See above.
Root – Full administrative access (to "root" a device).
Pwn – To own or completely compromise (pronounced "pone").
0-day – A previously unknown vulnerability with no patch.
Pentest – Penetration test.
Red Team – The attacking team in a security exercise.
Blue Team – The defending team.
SOC – Security Operations Center.
SIEM – Security Information and Event Management system.
IDS/IPS – Intrusion Detection/Prevention System.
FW – Firewall.
AV – Antivirus.
EDR – Endpoint Detection and Response.
MFA/2FA – Multi/Two-Factor Authentication.
PII – Personally Identifiable Information.
DLP – Data Loss Prevention.
Ransom – Ransomware.
Worm – A self-replicating malware.
Data – The raw material.
DB – Database.
NoSQL – Not only SQL.
ETL – Extract, Transform, Load.
Warehouse – Data warehouse.
Lake – Data lake (raw data repository).
Pipeline – Data pipeline (process for moving/data).
Model – A machine learning model.
Train – To train a model.
Infer – To run inference (make predictions) with a model.
AI – Artificial Intelligence.
ML – Machine Learning.
DL – Deep Learning.
NN – Neural Network.
LLM – Large Language Model.
NLP – Natural Language Processing.
CV – Computer Vision.
GPU – Graphics Processing Unit (critical for AI/ML).
Tensor – A multi-dimensional array (core to frameworks like TensorFlow).
Feature – An input variable to a model.
Label – The output or target variable.
Overfit – When a model learns the training data too well, including noise.
Drift – When the statistical properties of the target variable change over time.
Bot – An automated agent, often AI-powered.
Query – A request for data.
Agg – Aggregate/Aggregation.
Struct – Structured data.
Unstruct – Unstructured data.
Parquet, CSV, JSON – Common data file formats (used as slang, e.g., "Save it as a Parquet").
Biz – Business.
IT – Information Technology.
ICT – Information and Communications Technology.
Ops – Operations.
DevOps – Development + Operations.
SecOps – Security + Operations.
DataOps – Data + Operations.
Prod – Production environment.
Staging – Staging environment (pre-production).
CI/CD – Continuous Integration / Continuous Deployment.
Build – The compiled/assembled version of software.
Release – A version of software pushed to users.
Sprint – A set period of work in Agile.
Scrum – An Agile framework.
Kanban – A visual workflow management method.
Tickets – Work items or bug reports in a tracking system.
Backlog – The prioritised list of pending work.
Stand-up – A short daily team meeting.
Sync – A synchronisation or status meeting.
Async – Asynchronous communication (e.g., email, chat).
Ping – To message or check in with someone (from network command).
Blocked – Unable to proceed due to a dependency.
Bandwidth – Metaphor for a person's capacity for work.
Loop In – To include someone in an email/chat thread.
OOO – Out Of Office.
EOD – End Of Day.
ASAP – As Soon As Possible.
TBD – To Be Determined.
FYI – For Your Information.
TL;DR – Too Long; Didn't Read (summary of a long text).